Stay warm while embracing the weird with our "Tall Tales" hoodie, starring our lanky laundromat legend, The Long One—a faceless, freakishly tall figure cradling a suspiciously innocent stuffed bunny. Mysterious? Yes. Cozy? Absolutely.
50% cotton, 50% polyester
Soft fleece inside & out—because unsettling silhouettes still need soft threads
Regular fit with metal zipper and front pouch pockets
Air-jet spun yarn = less piling, more gliding through the shadows
Unlined hood with matching drawcord
Double-stitched for durability—because legends last
White may appear slightly off-white (“ghost tint,” if you will)
Based on original JK Mythos Co. artwork
Sourced from Honduras & El Salvador
Warning: Wearing this may summon stares, strange dreams, or spontaneous cryptid sightings.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
